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quote of the day
compiled by crucifyd / March 05, 1968
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"It's amazing what two doors and two vees can do for a car..."
- Ginger Herrreferring to the difference between her parent's old 4-door, straight six '69 nova, and the late sixties nova muscle car her husband was looking at...
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"I wouldn't take a million dollars for any of my kids, but i wouldn't give a penny for another one."
- Nellie Jewett
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"Dear Lord...help my head because it has boogers...pray for my tummy, legs, my privates..."
- Sage Elizabeth Herr, 3
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"Bagel?"
- Sage Elizabeth Herrresponse to "His donkey was stopped by an angel". correct answer Balaam.
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"No I won't, I'm always gonna be like this!"
- Sage Elizabeth Herrcomment after her great grandmother explained that when she grows up she will understand that God makes the weather, not the weather man...
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"Paka's just an old man that doesn't like to play cards."
- Sage Elizabeth Herrafter Paka says he doesn't want to play cards.
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"I just can't stop thinking about bothering him..."
- Sage Elizabeth Herrcomment after her daddy told her she needs to leave her brother alone when he is doing his school work.
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"We're goin' to heaven tonight?"
- Sage Elizabeth Herrafter her Daddy had facetiously said there were 27 minutes left till "the end of the world..."
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"thank you for the sun...how it's a big ball of something..."
- Sage Elizabeth Herrpraying
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"um...excuse me dad but...don't drink and drive"
- Sage Elizabeth Herrtalking to her father as he takes a drink of his Coke while driving
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"some hairdo..."
- Sage Elizabeth Herrupon seeing her great grandmother who had just came downstairs after getting out of the shower
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"GET...HERE...NOW...OR...ELSE...I'M...GOING...TO...CALL... 9...1...1!!! IF...YOU...DON'T...WANT...TO...GO...TO...JAIL,...YOU... BETTER...GET...HERE...RIGHT...NOW!!!"
- Sage Elizabeth Herrwhile she was in the middle of her punishment for lying...
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"aaaaaghh he's so frustrating. i don't want a brother..put him in an orphanage."
- Sage Elizabeth Herr
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"Oh, she's out blowin' smoke."
- Forrest Herrwhen asked where his grandma, who was outside smoking, was...
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"uuuuh, wasting water?"
- Forrest Herrwhen asked "What is it called if you pour water in a jug and it turns to wine?"
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"Because you're so old?"
- Forrest Herrafter his great grandmother refers to her son's dangerous hobbies and says people wonder why her hair is white.
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"because they are environmental wack jobs and the poachers are killing pandas."
- Forrest Herranswer to question in Wordly Wise 3000 book 10 lesson 5E "Why do world wildlife fund members feel such acrimony toward the poachers?"
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"everyone has chest hair all over their bodies"
- Sage Elizabeth Herr25 April 2014
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"So i have no money, no certainty of ever going back to the Boeing Co. and the economy is collapsing...WOO HOO sounds the end to me..."
- crucifyd
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"Punch people in the face with love."
- Mrs bowers
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"How narrow of that is us?"
- SKH - 28-Jun-2015
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"this food is so good it makes me want to christian cuss"
- SKH - 2015 TECY Retreat
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"When the gold in your wallet turns to lead in your ass."
- Unknown, 00-January-0000Some old guy at Walmart talking about the golden years and getting old...
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"you can't trust a guy that doesn't have caffeine in his system"
- Chris Schultz, 11-june-2018
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"Your handwriting is amazing. Mine looks like a serial killer with a stroke."
- Irene Jones, 20-Sepetmber-2018in reference to Ginger saying her own handwriting "is terrible" -
"If necessity is the mother of invention, heresy is the mother of precision."
- Chris Martin, 07-February-2020 -
"If it's his will, it's his bill."
- Jonathon Sarr's Uncle, 16-February-2020 -
"If you find, in your home, that joy is decreasing even as obedience is increasing, stop what you're doing and reevaluate"
- Jim Martin in Sermon, 15-March-2020
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