stated by boy:
"we should all get her and then get triple cheeseburgers"

misheard by dad:
"we should all get hurt and get triple cheeseburgers"

stated by lizard:
"were gonna go up as a mexican standoff someday"

misheard by dad:
"were gonna go up as mexican santas on sunday"

stated by TGH, quoting mrs bowers:
"punch people in the face with love"

misheard by GAH and SGH:
"punch people in the facebook log"

"moxyoron"
- oxymoron misstated by GAH

stated by MaryKay Durden:
"whats gonna happen to our bodies"

misheard by AB:
"banana syrup bodies"

stated by Steph:
"you're late to the game"

misheard by TGH:
"your legs are farting"