Double-Speak quotes
compiled by crucifyd / March 05, 1968
  1. "Windows 9x doesn't actually contain a web browser, but rather software with "browser-like functionality that simulates browsing..."
    - Microsoft Official (Paraphrase)

  2. "...the inclusion of internet explorer with windows didn't hurt but rather actually helped netscape "by providing convenient means of downloading (netscape's browser) from the internet.""
    - Microsoft Attorney Richard Urowsky